Jokes

How many pickles does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they’ll have someone else do it for them.

How many Citruses does it take to change a lightbulb? 

328,000,000. They have to vote on it. 

How many tomatoes does it take to change a lightbulb? 

22. One to drop the lightbulb, one to buy another one, one to realise that it doesn’t fit, one to step on the broken glass from the first one, one to apply 1st Aid, one to call the ambulance because the 1st Aid was done wrong, five to man the ambulance, five to man the other ambulance after the first one crashed, five to man the ambulance to go to the lightbulb, and one to realize that it’s probably better to sit around in the dark.

How many peas does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, because they will do right on the first try.